Today I reveal the Flawless Victory Strategy, courtesy your local league expert - Birds McCoy.
EDIT: after careful deliberation with Clan Sumeet, I have decided that this loltheory must have restricted access. All I'd like from you guys is to email me with a pic of your lolclient that includes your name and level and wins/losses. Or contact me in lolgame at Birds McCoy.
This loltheory is elusive and highly sought-after, so bare with me while I try to find a way to reveal these secrets for free.