Thursday, September 16, 2010

One Flawless Victory: The Strategy That is 17/0 (...And Counting)

Today I reveal the Flawless Victory Strategy, courtesy your local league expert - Birds McCoy.

EDIT: after careful deliberation with Clan Sumeet, I have decided that this loltheory must have restricted access. All I'd like from you guys is to email me with a pic of your lolclient that includes your name and level and wins/losses.  Or contact me in lolgame at Birds McCoy. 

This loltheory is elusive and highly sought-after, so bare with me while I try to find a way to reveal these secrets for free.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Miss Fortune: Bounty Hunter or Master Theif? +A New Item! (LoL Forum Choice Post)

Miss Fortune has the never before seen ability to steal abilities from other champions.

She stole Teemo's Move Quick and renamed it Strut.
She stole Pantheon's Spear Shot and Katarina's Bouncing Blade and combined them into one ability.
She stole Katarina's old Killer Instincts, Gangplank's passive AND Tristana's Rapid Fire to create one monster of a lol i autoattack u steroid.
She stole Gangplank's ultimate, but because she's a woman she can't handle the mighty RNG and doesn't have the strength to fire it globally.
She stole Twitch's ultimate, but she has two guns instead of a single crossbow so her version of it is channeled and covers more area.

So as you can see, Miss Fortune is so unoriginal that she's actually original in her ability to steal from other champions. Thus, 6300 IP. I'm surprised she wasn't 12600 IP so that she could further prove her worth as a thief.


In other news, all of our favorite heroes are getting nerfed and there is also a new item called MANAMUNE
  • Recipe consists of Tear of the Goddess + Long Sword + 500 recipe cost.
  • + 350 Mana
  • + 7 Mana Regen per 5 seconds
  • + 20 Attack Damage
  • UNIQUE Passive: 2% of your maximum mana is converted to attack damage.
  • UNIQUE Passive: Whenever your champion attacks, they gain 1 max mana (2 second cooldown.) Whenever your champion uses an ability, they gain 4 max mana (3 second cooldown.) Bonus mana caps at 1000.
looks like you might be able to do a rape with it!

http://www.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=238823

Monday, September 6, 2010

Discussign the Newest Champion. Also a link to the LEAGUE OF LEGENDS website!

Now that Lady Fortune has arrived, Urgot has been forgotten as he is no longer the newest hero. This syndrome was also suffered by Gaylio, and somehow even Vlad.



The buzz on Lady Fortune is that Gangplank (who has been known to hit a crit with his parley and also apply on-hit affects) will factor into her Story. This will give the pirate a better integration into the lore, which is a relief for Gangplank players out there.

Word is however, this latest hero may have a passive ability that proves to be quite sassy:

Strut (Passive): Miss Fortune gains an additional 25 movement speed after falling out of combat for 7 or more seconds, increasing each second up to 80 maximum bonus speed.



HERE IS A LINK TO THE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS OFFICIAL WEBSITE. IF YOU'RE NOT PLAYING THIS FREE ONLINE GAME, YOU SHOULD.

https://www.leagueoflegends.com

Why Xin Zhao was added to the League! Also, is Warwick the best jungler?

The theory of Warwick being the best jungler is one of the most common among the LoL fanbase. It erupted around the time Warwick began to jungle and was seen doing a rape. However, there are many other challengers to the throne of best jungler. For instance, Shaco was seen killing a buff-giving Golem at level 1 with 4 jack in the boxes and then getting a First Blood on Annie.